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August 30th, 2011

04:23 pm - Sticky Post - My Fics on LJ and Doujinshi Welcome to jedishampoo's journal! If you're looking for fics, I've tagged them and you can find them by clicking the links below. However, not all my fic is on my LJ, especially stuff that's more than two years old. Visit http://www.jedishampoo.com to see all my stuff-- even the really old, embarrassing stuff. I write slash, het, gen, you name it. These stories range in rating from G to mature. Thank you for stopping by! Saiyuki Howl’s Moving Castle Crossover Firefly Harry Potter-verse Hornblower (a couple of them) Ouran High School Host Club Samurai Champloo Star Trek Star Wars Venture Bros Vorkosigan Wild Adapter All of my works are free and open for further transformation; I only ask that you notify me so that I can squee. Disclaimer: I do not own most of the characters I've written about; these were written out of love for the fandom in question and I made no profit from them. Doujinshi: Here are some Saiyuki doujinshi that I've scanned and uploaded. Leave a comment to me know if one of the sendspace links dies and I'll re-upload. Enjoy, share, disperse as you wish. :) ( Doujinshi links under the cut )

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November 17th, 2009

08:43 am - Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to inksheddings! ::mwah:: Dahling, hope it's lovely! And Happy Birthday to helliongoddess. Enjoy the new place! Current Mood: calm

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November 12th, 2009

01:48 pm - Two Things! 1. Check out a couple of cool things created by talented people from my prompts! First is a Gojyo & Sanzo fanart chained_lok drew from my prompt of Gojyo and Sanzo, camping out, quiet in the moonlight: Moonlight Pic based on my prompt, gorgeous stuff! And andmydog wrote Necessity from the livelongnmarry auction and my prompt of Gojyo and Sanzo, pre-journey! It’s a visit from Gojyo to Sanzo at the temple, as seen through the eyes of a temple monk, and I really enjoyed that unique POV. 2. I totally 'ship England/America in Hetalia. So cute! So tragically romantic. England makes such a wonderful tsundere! (Yes, I know history for reals, but for some reason the fictionalized portrayals of national interactions in Hetalia appeal to me muchly.) Apparently it's the most popular pairing, though I prefer it in this order rather than the more prevalent US/UK. HOWEVER: The few fanfics I've tried to read are, uh, NOT GOOD so far. Even on communities for "Fanfiction awards." Seriously, I've been spoiled by the goodness of Saiyuki writers. Anybody able to point me at some?

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November 11th, 2009

11:15 am - Doujinshi Scan: Trickster by Angel Night, 53, NSFW Hello! In honor of the 535 festival at bad_friends, I'm trying to get some more of my 53 doujinshi scanned. ( Angel Night doujinshi under the cut ) Tags: doujinshi

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November 8th, 2009

03:06 pm - Randomness So I thought I might write, and when sharpeslass settled down for a nap I took out my half-finished story and went outside for some quiet writing time... ... and the rock-band behind us started practice. Woe! I may kill them someday, for they often have bad timing, as in when I've just laid down for a nap, times like that. I've got some pointy and/or heavy objects with "noisy teenager" written all over them. Sometimes the band does not bother me, and they don't usually play too late at night, it's just... why a rock-band whose drummer lives behind US? In other news, the two of us have watched 1-40 of Axis Powers Hetalia. What's more? We LIKED it. It's totally dorky and non-PC and you name it. Should I be ashamed? Current Mood: bitchy

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October 22nd, 2009

09:34 pm - Book Meme Things are good! And now I present... a book meme stolen from just about everyone! Most recently I ganked it from teru_bozu_ebi. 1. Pick 10 of your favorite books or series. 2. Post the first sentence of each book. (If one sentence seems too short, post two or three!) 3. Let everyone try to guess the titles and authors of your books. I've not included a couple of faves but I had to whittle this down... so I left off the most obvious and a couple of favorite non-fictions. Hurry, 'cause #1's a gimme. :) ( Read more... ) Current Mood: amused

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September 30th, 2009

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September 29th, 2009

10:18 am - Fic: The Lost City of Paititi, Part 1, Hakkai/Gojyo, AU, NSFW Title: The Lost City of Paititi and the Legendary Golden Phallus Author: jedishampoo Rating: NC-l7 Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo Summary: When jungle explorers Gojyo Shawn and Hakkai Childs meet, it’s the beginning of a beautiful partnership. Warnings: Mention of past incest (canon, yo); language; cliffhangers Author's notes: Written for my dearest kansouame in the 7thnight_smut exchange. She wanted an archaeology adventure/romance in the jungle with cliffhangers. Dear readers, if you know anything about real archaeology or Incan civilization, please ignore such knowledge when reading this story. Mwah to my lovely beta sharpeslass, and to lauand, who very kindly provided assistance with the Spanish; any remaining errors are my own. Loads of love and thanks to rroselavy for her work as the Merciful Goddess in organizing this exchange. ( Click to Read The Lost City of Paititi, Part 1 ) The Lost City of Paititi, Part Two Tags: fanfiction: saiyuki

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09:57 am - Fic: Lost City of Paititi, Part 2, Hakkai/Gojyo, NSFW ( Click To Read The Lost City of Paititi, Part 2 ) Current Mood: anxious Tags: fanfiction: saiyuki

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September 17th, 2009

11:18 am - Fic: Karma Bums and the Weirdest Night of My Life, AU, Sanzo/Homura Title: Karma Bums and The Weirdest Night of My Life Author: jedishampoo Rating: NC-l7 Pairing: Sanzo/Homura Summary: AU: It’s California in 1958, Daddy-o; Homura and his band of merry Buddhists find a strange golden-haired dude who’s got a secret that’s like crazy, man. ~8500 words. Author's notes: For dear helliongoddess in the 7thnight_smut exchange, for the prompt of humor and Zen Buddhism. HG, I had so much fun writing this, you just don’t even know. This fic was inspired loosely by Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac, a story of Zen Buddhism and the Beat Generation. The result is insanity and I apologize in advance. I also apologize for my loose interpretation of Buddhist principles. Thank you so much to my beta, sharpeslass, and thanks to rroselavy for all her work on the exchange! (I’m fixing my other exchange offering, beware it!) ( Click to read Karma Bums and The Weirdest Night of My Life ) Current Mood: blah Tags: fanfiction: saiyuki

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September 1st, 2009

02:07 pm - Gmail Gmail appears to be down. What do I do? ::hyperventilates:: ETA: Gmail appears to be back, YAY! Current Mood: anxious

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August 28th, 2009

07:45 am - 7thnight - Go! Hey there, lovelies! If you're a fan of Saiyuki but haven't joined 7thnight_smut, join! (To join, visit the profile page and if you've over 18, apply and the Merciful Goddess will let you in.) There are tons of stories posted... tons of excellent AU to read this weekend, yay! I've barely scratched the surface so far, but let me give a shout-out and thanks to the anonymous who wrote me a nummy Gojyo/Sanzo AU of sexiness, A Gentleman's Agreement. It's a post-Regency/pre-Dickensian tale of titled con-men. The historical language use in this is crazy-cool-- they sound polite but they're speaking low cant, yay! And there are two other 353s there. And I love het in Saiyuki fandom, so I'm also telling you to read a Sanzo/Lirin story, Things We Can't Untie. Yes, Sanzo/Lirin! A distressed spirit attaches itself to a reluctant psychic. What an awesome prompt & the result is yay! This story is unique to the fandom, I think, with its 1970s Ireland setting and its sweetness and sexiness and recent-historical subject-matter viewed with a critical eye but given a light touch. Love. Must also rec Morrow's Island Horrors, a steampunk version of Gaiden featuring action, adventure, and the extremely manly and nommable Spymaster Corbett (Tenpou) and Captain Shaw (Kenren). Awesome stuff. And Two Gentlemen of Bohemia, Tenpou/Nii and sharp eastern European humor and golems and vaudeville, genius! There are tons of awesome stories in the exchange that I haven't even read yet... zombies, humor, romance, wild west, rock-bands, you name it. I'm going to try and read and review them all. Go, read, give love to the authors who worked their butts off on these stories.

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August 24th, 2009

11:27 am - Fic for Indelicateink: Perfect Kiss, Hakkai/Gojyo, AU, NSFW Title: Perfect Kiss Author: jedishampoo Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo Rating/Warnings: NC-l7; mentions drugs Summary: AU: Director C.G. “Chaz” Hakkai auditions a model for the lead role in his upcoming popcorn flick. About 4400 words. Author’s Notes: For artist extraordinaire indelicateink, from my gift meme, and posted for half a day on the Saiyuki Anon Kink Meme IV. Prompt: Hakkai/Gojyo; intoxicated sex; 1986, a back booth of a nightclub, producer!Hakkai has his way with coked-out!male model!Gojyo. I saw this amazing prompt and then found out it was indelicateink’s, yay! Yeah, sorry, not remaining anon long, but I wanted to post her gift! :) Thanks so much to sharpeslass for her awesome ideas for backstory and names and, of course, the beta! You rock! Title from the New Order song, “Perfect Kiss.” (If you wanna hear it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQgsc6J15Xo) ( Click here to read Perfect Kiss ) Current Mood: indescribable Tags: fanfiction: saiyuki

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August 22nd, 2009

04:14 pm - Whew! It's rainy and cloudy today and I'm GLAD. Yesterday it was 109, and today? 78 DEGREES, WAHOO! I've been out and about (going to a kids b'day, meeting the seamstress who's making my Gyokumen Koushu costume) and it's been lovely driving without sunglasses and with the windows rolled down. (Last weekend I went somewhere and wanted to weep at every stoplight, because it was so hot and sunny the sky was washed-out blue without a cloud in sight and by the time I got home after an hour of driving and sitting at stoplights I was overheated and wanted to faint on the couch.) Have 3/4 written a Saiyuki fic on an anon meme prompt, yay! Thanks to some necessary concrit from sharpeslass, I think I have a handle on it, now. And only a few more days for 7thnight_smut stories to go up, YAY! Happy Saturday. Current Mood: chipper

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August 16th, 2009

03:53 pm - Fic for Error256: Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption (53, NSFW) Title: Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption Author: jedishampoo Pairing: Gojyo & Sanzo Rating: NSFW (yaoi, language) Summary: Gojyo’s sexy bandaging technique makes his medical attention all the more special. Author’s Notes: Gift-ficlet for the wonderful error256 because she has given so much to the Saiyuki community (and especially lately to the 53 community) with her steady stream of awesome, nommable artwork of all the boyz. This was written to a story-prompt from error, but a little bird wrote her for me so I could attempt to make it a surprise. I added a weird POV and outline that I hope work here. Thanks to my little bird caeseria for the beta job and to sharpeslass for reading, also! I touched it last so all final mistakes are mine. ♥♥ ( Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption ) Current Mood: drained Tags: fanfiction: saiyuki

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August 14th, 2009

07:57 pm - TGIF, Nom, and Five Question Meme TGIF! I had a lonesome but relaxing day at work in which I did not have a headache, yo-- I've had a headache pretty much every other day this week except today, woot! And now I'm being blissfully bad. sharpeslass and I have been on a strict diet for over a month and it's been working... but I was craving. I went to Whole Paycheck Foods Market after work and got half the deli-- veggie sushi, tofu rice-wrap rolls with peanut sauce, fake chik'n curry salad, and some Mediterranean goodies: hummus, baba ghanouj, feta, pita, tabouli, and dolmades, NOM! It's healthy-ish stuff, but the way I've been scarfing it down is not diet-friendly. Comfort food for vegetarians, mmmmm! And in other news, a Five Question Meme From whymzycal! "Leave me a comment saying 'SOCK IT TO ME, BABY' (or something similar). I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better. Update your journal with the answers to the questions. Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions." You may also comment without being grilled. :) ( Questions the awesome whymzycal asked me under the cut! ) Happy Friday, y'all!

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July 31st, 2009

10:23 am - Song Title Meme Comment on this post saying you want a letter - I'll give you one, then post to your journal your five favorite songs that begin with that letter - along with downloads if you like. Or music videos...whatever works. You can also comment without being hit with a letter, never fear! Given to me by rroselavy: the letter G! ( Songs under the cut )

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July 19th, 2009

02:11 pm - YAY and BOO! YAY: I has finished my fic for 7thnight_smut. It's at this moment being cleared of plotholes and egregious grammatical errors by my beta, sharpeslass. I shall not divulge the final word-count but I'll say it's the longest thing I've written in the Saiyuki fandom. I sure hope my recipient doesn't hate it-- one never knows. Still, I'm just glad it's done. ::phew:: BOO: Apparently Jamba Juice's ad agency has totally ripped off artist/cartoonist David Rees with their latest ad campaign. (Found on urbaniak's journal-- http://urbaniak.livejournal.com/208277.html; warning on that link for language.) I guess some young ad executive was dying for ideas and decided that this Internet cartoonist would be obscure enough to rip off completely. It really ticks me off that this happens so often in our money-and-fame-driven society, though I am shocked it happens in our instantaneous-blogging Internet culture. I mean, maybe there's not much new under the sun. And the original cartoonist was using art from the public domain. But copying someone's stuff exactly? Slimy, I says. (Says the once-hopeful-ad-exec and writer. I changed my mind on careers but I still respect good advertising.) Current Mood: drained

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July 13th, 2009

07:39 pm - Update; some gross bugness 1. Apparently, I have no wax, infection, spiders, aliens, unborn twins, etc. in my ear. The doctor saw almost nothing except perhaps a "little fluid behind," i.e, possibly allergies or congestion? And she saw the same thing in the other ear. So why does the right ear tickle and thump at me so? Argh. I am to take something "D" (either Allegra D or Mucinex D) and use nosedrops for two weeks, and if it's not better, then I get referred to an ENT specialist. Although she laughed when I told her about my friends' "spider" theories, she said that when working in a free clinic in an indigent area, once, she saw a cockroach in someone's ear. Eww. 1.5. Speaking of bugs, I'm getting the bug-man out yet AGAIN, though we just had him out a few weeks ago. Darn this desert in July! I swear, I don't want to see one more ant or one more giant freakin' water roach in my bathroom. I was squealing like a baby piglet the other night at the giant bug in our airlock (the area between our garage and family room). Ewww! 2. 5000 words on my 7thnight_smut story so far. And my awesome, handy-dandy, live-in beta, sharpeslass, cleared the first 3000 words or so for continuation. Yay! 3. I have like three Dreamwidth invite codes, if anyone wants them. I set up an account there (jedishampoo there also), but I have no intention of posting in places outside LJ for now.

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July 12th, 2009

03:37 pm - Things Various Question: What do you do if you have a fansubbed .avi burned onto DVD (of a non-Region-1-available-anime, I'm a good fan) that shoves all the subtitles down to the bottom of the TV screen and half off the screen when you play it? I really want to watch Gintama but I can't read the fansubs because they are cut off. We've tried changing the ratio aspect on the DVD player but it did not help. Gintama has not been released in the US, has it? Ahhhh! Holy Moley, I have 3,000 words on my 7thnight_smut story done. And it's barely started. Yeeks, I fear it shall be a long one-- I'm not usually one for writing the over-10,000-word fic, though there are exceptions. Perhaps I shall cheat on the plotty bits. "A few days later, after these paraphrased things happened, Character A said this." Fear my sloppiness and laziness, O Recipient! Heehee. I'm kidding. Mostly. ;) I have a strange ear thing going on. For a couple of weeks now I've felt like something was tickling the inside of my right ear. And I've been especially deaf, lately, driving sharpeslass nuts saying "What? WHUT?" after every phrase she utters. Last night it was driving me particularly insane, tickling and making thumping noises twice as fast as my pulse (else I would have thought it was my own pulse). It doesn't hurt. Any ideas? I suppose I should go to the doctor. :( Happy Sunday, y'all! Current Mood: busy

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